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[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

If somebody else starts calling me Georgia then I'm going to have to start punching people. Not even Mason's allowed to call me that. Daisy did but that's because she's fucking... I don't know. She's Daisy. It's like arguing with ten brick walls, I swear, words just float right through her ears. She'd better not show up, having to deal with her in one afterlife was more than enough.

I miss Mason, though. I was going to try to make him kick his habits, but I don't think he'd do shit without Daisy. Not a trade-off I'm necessarily willing to make.

Whatever, I have a bike and an illegally acquired waffle maker. All I need is some good fucking literature for my life to be complete.

Comments

[postits]

One, it's your name. Two, who else is calling you Georgia?

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

The pirate did.

I have a question.

[postits]

He isn't important.

You usually do.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

It's a good question, just wait for it.




How have you not killed yourself yet?

[postits]

I don't even fucking know.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

See? Good question.

[postits]

I imagine the immortality clause might put a damper on that, for starters.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

That was figurative.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

If she prefers something else, Rube, you should respect her wishes.

[postits]

Don't worry, it's just what we do.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked the waffle iron.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I like it, all right, just not you or where it came from.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you won't make me waffles?

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Yes, it means I'm not making you any fucking waffles.

Any other questions?

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment, thankyou.

[postits]

Good on you.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[ Filter : Georgia ]

[postits]

I don't fear him, but I don't trust him. If he comes anywhere near you, let me know. Immediately.

Or pretend to take his soul.

[ Filter: Rube ]

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I don't trust him either. But I think I can handle it.

[repent]

Hey girl, just for the record, the offer I extended to Sofer covers you too.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll need it, but thanks.

[ Filter : Faith ]

[postits]

I have given this some thought. I'm fine on my own, the insane pirate doesn't scare me. It's Georgia I worry about. Still interested?

[ Filter : Waffle Guy ]

[repent]

You'd better believe it. What's the point in training 24/7 if you don't get to kick some sleazeball's ass every now and then? My conditions are these: I don't kill humans, I don't do petty shit unless you're paying me really well (which you're not), and I get to pick my own fights. Also uh I've never done bodyguarding before, do I have to follow her around and shit? Because I kinda have a lot of extra-curricular on my plate.

[ Filter : Faith ]

[postits]

I'm not asking you to kill him. This isn't petty. Georgia can hold her own in a match of wits, believe you me. If he touches her. Or if there's a weapon involved. Then, I wouldn't say it's petty, would you?

No. Following her would be a bad idea. Just check in on her every now and then. I'll be doing the same.

And thank you. I'll pay you in more than hamburgers for this.