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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

so any lovely ladies out there who want to show a new lad around the place? or their place? im still a bit dazed from the fucking trip and i could sorely use a place to sleep tonight yeah. & someone to look after me. ive been told im very snuggly.

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[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Just see if can find a key of some sort.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

thanks a fucking lot. let's start again. first i go: im very snuggly, adorable yet manly puppy eyes. then you go: mason! it's so fucking marvelous to hear from you blah blah im a grouch.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fucking JACKPOT! hahahaHA

if this wasnt a computer and i wasnt covered in garbage id fucking kiss you

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the sentiment, all the same.

I'm Dawn, by the way.

[postits]

Let's not. I reserve the right to edit this as I see fit. I'm very snuggly, you lie, slurring your words and pouring salt on your waffles again because you're too fucked to notice that, no, it's not odd-tasting syrup. Then I go, you're a fuck up. Scene.

[postits]

Why the hell are you covered in garbage?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

...it hasn't been a month my end, maybe i should read some of this shite

but im here now, georgie. there anyone else i should be warned about? roxy? the lovely miss adiar perhaps?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i had a slight altercation with a rubbish bin

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

im mason! lovely to meet you sort of, in a craigslist kind of way

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I think transporting people here tends to fuck with the time in our old world or something.

Roxy and Daisy aren't here.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wait no youre a shit fucking editor. dont ever go into the movie business.

now this, if i am correct, which i of course am, is the sixty four somethingillion dollar question, rubey

are there fucking post its.

[postits]

And it won. Why am I not surprised.

[postits]

Post-its still exist, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wait, big like the tom hanks movie or big like godzilla

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Not quite as big as Godzilla.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

you may think it won, but ive got the key to my fanfuckingtastic brand spanking new government-issued apartment, so whose the winner now!?

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If you're here? All of us win.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shit.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oi, how come you hyphenate post its but not fuck up

[postits]

Reaping, however.

[postits]

It's a brand name, jackass.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

right.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

I'm all humansized now though. My employer fixed me.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

is.................????

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I told him it was a hyphenate. Again.