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I don't even get what the hell's going on here anymore. Not that I really knew in the first place, but now I have even less of an idea. I've just been going to work, eating, sleeping, then repeating the whole fucking thing all over again the next day. Not that I'm about to say that I miss reaping or anything, but at least it added a little excitement.

Well, I guess this did too, even if I missed everything; I've been hearing about it all the time. I feel like my life is just going to involve me doing completely uninteresting shit. I mean, for eternity. Lovely.


I'm so fucking glad Mason's here. It's seriously comforting, fuck-up or not. Rube's too much to put up with sometimes.

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Non-boring material, in my bookstore? No fucking way. After I get something to eat, I'm fucking having some nice reading time. I could've read it at work, but I'd rather get paid to be bored instead of deciding to be bored on my own freaking time. I read the reference section all day. I even read the dictionary. At least now if I get a "Q" in Scrabble but no "U," I'm not completely fucked.

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Qat.

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Qaid.

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Qats.

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Do you only know "Qat"?

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Do plurals not count anymore?

Tranq.

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Just asking.

Faqir.

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Qoph.

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Sheqel.

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Fuck.

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Qi.

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And I thought you were out of words.

Qindar.

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Divine inspiration. I am now.

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I even left you Qwerty and everything. That's an easy one.

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What the fuck is a qwerty?

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A keyboard.



No wonder you didn't know what it was.

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Still don't like this typing shit.

Is the bookstore more or less mind-numbing than Happy Time?

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You'd prefer a quill and an inkwell, wouldn't you.

Less, but only marginally. At least I don't have to grin madly all the time like I'm some kind of retard. I guess they glare occasionally when they don't like whatever shit I happen to be doing, but they're not going to fire me. No one's as thrilled as I am about stocking and sorting, let me tell you.

Actually, there isn't even anybody else around to even try and be as excited about that shit as me.

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You have no idea.

Are you their only employee? What a sad bookstore.

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Too bad.

You have no idea. There's not even an atlas of the world here. I mean like, Earth. I guess they think they don't need one. I'm just pissed because I was going to see if I still remember what the capital of every country is.

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what do you classify as nonboring?

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You've never heard of The Kite Runner, but that's what I mean.

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i looked it up. sounds pretty fucking boring to me.

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It's just not your thing, Mason.

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You have a bookstore? I'll be there after school.

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Uh, sure. Just browse wherever you want.

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My name's Lyra Silvertongue. What's your name?

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George.

Yeah, I know you.

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What do you mean that you know me?

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I read your book when I was younger.

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I en't sure what to think of that.

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I wouldn't be, either, but I doubt anyone here actually knows my TV show.

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TV show? I think we have one of those. A big moving photogram with a hidden projecting lantern. Looks like it's behind it, though.

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Yeah, I was on one of those, or so they tell me.

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Even if I was in a book, I still en't gonna believe it.

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They could be lying, but their explanation kind of makes sense. I don't know. I'm not going to tell you what you should believe.

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I probably wouldn't believe it if you told me to.

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Which is why I won't bother telling you.

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I'm still coming by to look at your books.

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Go right ahead.