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[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

First things first: WHERE THE HELL'S GRIF?

Secondly: I'm seeing more BLUETARDS than Red Forces. What kinda personal hell is this?!

Third: There better not be any zombies here. My zombie plans didn't take into account GRIF BEING MISSING.


Where's my team, dirtbags? Don't be little ladies now, we've got a war to fight, fellas! Don't want them dirty Blues to one-up us, do we?

Comments

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Get off my post, Blue! Can't shoot you over the internet!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

DUDE, you're outnumbered!

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Don't care! I could kill every last one of you with my bare hands if I had to...

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Oh. Great.

More idiots.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

No way! We've got Tex!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Hey, she comes when she's called!

Dude, beat him up or something.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Not if I pay her enough!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I take orders from you?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

I'll -- pay you!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? I'll pay her double!

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

I'll -- dog gone it -- I'll pay her triple!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

... How much?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

You can't do that!

-- I'll make Church pay her!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

More than whatever he pays you!

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Course I can! I can and I will!

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Not if I pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

How about I just beat you both up?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Well then I'll just pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her more than whatever YOU pay her!

And Church can chip in too.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

H-how about you think of my kid for a second and make the rational choice and BEAT UP THE RED GUY?

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Then I'll pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her more than whatever you pay her more than what I pay her. You won't win this, Blue.

What're you ladies gonna do? Have a BAKE SALE?

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

How about you shut the fuck up and I just let you kill each other?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

No way! Church would eat it all.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

OR BEAT UP THE RED GUY!!

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

... He was looking a little tubby last I saw him...

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Right?!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

He better teabag you after he kills you.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

WITH PLEASURE.

Been needing some work on my hammies.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

What if I said that he's got $1000 on him?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't get ahead of yourself!!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Then I'll kill him.

After he kills you.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

BZZZT. Wrong answer!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I think it's a pretty good plan.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

you guys are all whack

i want to join

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

You want to sign up for the Corps? That's some smart thinking! Nothing proves you're a man more than WEARING RED AND KILLING THE BLUES.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

wearing read and killin blues proves your a man??

or do you just need more blue people

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Don't need more Blues, they've got plenty! Looks like my side got lost on the way here, I bet Grif's behind that one... Moron.

JOIN THE REDS.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

uhh ill think about it

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Good man!