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[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

First things first: WHERE THE HELL'S GRIF?

Secondly: I'm seeing more BLUETARDS than Red Forces. What kinda personal hell is this?!

Third: There better not be any zombies here. My zombie plans didn't take into account GRIF BEING MISSING.


Where's my team, dirtbags? Don't be little ladies now, we've got a war to fight, fellas! Don't want them dirty Blues to one-up us, do we?

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[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Not if I pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

How about I just beat you both up?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

H-how about you think of my kid for a second and make the rational choice and BEAT UP THE RED GUY?

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

How about you shut the fuck up and I just let you kill each other?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

OR BEAT UP THE RED GUY!!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

He better teabag you after he kills you.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

WITH PLEASURE.

Been needing some work on my hammies.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't get ahead of yourself!!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

What if I said that he's got $1000 on him?

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Then I'll kill him.

After he kills you.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

BZZZT. Wrong answer!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I think it's a pretty good plan.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Well then I'll just pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her more than whatever YOU pay her!

And Church can chip in too.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

Then I'll pay her more than whatever you pay her more than whatever I pay her more than whatever you pay her more than what I pay her. You won't win this, Blue.

What're you ladies gonna do? Have a BAKE SALE?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

No way! Church would eat it all.

[zippyoneliners.livejournal.com]

... He was looking a little tubby last I saw him...

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Right?!