001

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

fuck this.

Comments

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I'm rooming with such a verbose man.

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

Why don't you cross the house and tell me that yourself?

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Because I'm going out to burn something.

It's the livelier option.

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

That's not a good idea, either! You two should try and get along. I bet you'll find something in common.

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

That's funny.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

You're right. We might. Thank you for your advice.

Who are you again?

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

I'm his best friend, but you might not remember the heavy robot in your apartment.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

That's right.

And what can you do?

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

Destroy you with my cannon.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Excellent for combat, isn't it? And you're primarily made of metal?

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

Metal and a bit of skin!

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

Thank you for the chat.

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one that can burn something. Want to give it a try?

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

How exactly does your firebending work again?

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't know what the fuck firebending is.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Put it together. You can use fire. How?

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

They pumped a bunch of drugs in me, gave me some shitty injections of blood from some arrogant fag who thinks he's the shit, shot a few thousand volts of electricity in me and now I can use fire.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you for that little convoluted explanation. It's all clear now.

[headlessbeast.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. I'm going out. This fucking sucks.

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

You two should stop fighting! It's not healthy.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

Neither is interrupting my conversations.

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

That's not very scary, you know.

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

No, but it does get the point across.

[cyborged.livejournal.com]

For some people, maybe!

[flauntherflame.livejournal.com]

My mistake. I thought you were quick enough to pick up "stay out".