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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

does anyones apartment have a detachable bathtub i can borrow


its really important

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[postits]

Why do you need a detachable bathtub, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

maybe i want to have a bath somewhere other than the bathroom for once. break the routine. try something new.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oi rubey you make food do you have any...... marjoram? what the shit is marjoram

[postits]

I'm sure this has nothing to do with how completely fucked you are/are not, or how fucked you want to be in the future.

[postits]

Margarine. Why?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

I'm veyr sober, thanks!

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shit. very.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

margarine! right never mind ive got that already, thanks rube

[postits]

That didn't work in 1981 and it doesn't work now.

[postits]

Or marjoram, the herb? I can never tell what the fuck you really mean. And I doubt it exists here.

[postits]

And now I'm all curious as to what you'd need a detachable bathtub and margarine for. Maybe I should come over.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They're not exactly standard issue around here.

So you know Sofer, are you death incarnate too.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Should I ask?

[postits]

Have I ever called myself death incarnate?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sorry, was that politically incorrect of me?

[postits]

I'll let Mason explain. It'll be a blast.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

thanks.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

id advise against it personally. just a pet project

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

dkhfkjdshgd DONT COME OVER

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Right. Consider this me not asking.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

can i use margarine instead?

what about cloves do you have any cloves, or do they mean like the cigarette

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

they dont have any bathtubs at your work do they georgie?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yes.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

If they do, I doubt they're detachable.

[postits]

What are you making, jackass?