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does anyones apartment have a detachable bathtub i can borrow


its really important

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[postits]

Why do you need a detachable bathtub, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

maybe i want to have a bath somewhere other than the bathroom for once. break the routine. try something new.

[postits]

I'm sure this has nothing to do with how completely fucked you are/are not, or how fucked you want to be in the future.

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I'm veyr sober, thanks!

[postits]

That didn't work in 1981 and it doesn't work now.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shit. very.

[postits]

And now I'm all curious as to what you'd need a detachable bathtub and margarine for. Maybe I should come over.

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dkhfkjdshgd DONT COME OVER

[postits]

That's only incentive, Mason. On my way.

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fuck you so hard fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck

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oi rubey you make food do you have any...... marjoram? what the shit is marjoram

[postits]

Margarine. Why?

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margarine! right never mind ive got that already, thanks rube

[postits]

Or marjoram, the herb? I can never tell what the fuck you really mean. And I doubt it exists here.

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can i use margarine instead?

what about cloves do you have any cloves, or do they mean like the cigarette

[postits]

What are you making, jackass?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

magic.

[magicbone]

really?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yes.

[magicbone]

um, good magic only right?

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fucking amazing magic

cuz im death incarnate apparently


do you have a juicer

[magicbone]

um I know what you are, Rube told us at the first meeting.



no. well Andrew might. um, do you need one?

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i know i was mocking the other one

its fine ill use a fork.

[magicbone]

oh, that's okay then.

a fork's not really the same as a juicer but okay.

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i figure i cut the fucking lemon in half and just sort of have at it with the fork, the juice comes out, i dont need to get any fucking pansy kitchen appliacnes