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[disparages]

Ugh, thank you Charles. What a considerate way to introduce me to your schoolfriends.

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[deliberately]

I think Charlie'd be Charlie no matter what school he went to. So you've met the Captain?

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Oh, yeah. I mean, he's cute, but like. You know.

[deliberately]

No? What?

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Oh, that's right, you're from like Pleasentville.

[deliberately]

Actually, I'm from Vermont.

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Yeah, I'm from California so it's all basically the same to me.

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Like.. They're kind of in their own world for crazy people and drunken touching, I guess.

[deliberately]

Right.

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I'm surprised he wasn't at the pow pow with you guys.

[deliberately]

Yeah, me too.

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Well, I guess they'll indoctrine you guys in eventually.

[deliberately]

Indoctrine? You sound like my father.

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Gross. Like, I have no idea how I even knew that word.. I meant to say 'suck you guys in eventually', but there are a couple words I try not to say around Charles if I can help it.

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I wasn't invited.

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How mean, Charles!

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I don't mind. He deserved some time catching up with his friends from school.

[disparages]

Time off from the revolution?

[notwalking]

Sorry.

[notwalking]

No, I don't know, Cordelia. Enlighten me.

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Oh my god, whatever, Charles.

[notwalking]

Why do you call me that.

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Why do you keep asking me to cook and clean when you know I'm not going to?

[notwalking]

Because eventually you will.

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You know, I don't know why they don't assign us other roommates since I'd rather chew off my own arm than do anything remotely close to breeding with you

[notwalking]

Believe me, Cordelia, the feeling is mutual. The government must be having a hell of a laugh at our expense.