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giantegoWhat the hell?
No, really, WHAT THE HELL.
Listen up, folks. I have been, on the whole, veeeeeery unimpressed with this Babylonian empire we seem to be stuck in. Sure, medical technology far beyond my wildest dreams is a hoot and a holler, and you kids are just the cutest and most entertaining things to ever grace this horrible fishbowl. BUT. On the whole, me? Not so much with the likey likey! I've barely, barely left the hospital but from what I've seen, I don't need to. The rest of you are content to go about your own lives, swallowing down that jumbo-sized crazy pill every morning with your glass of insanity juice and your toast made out of sorrow, jam of terror. As it turns out, a nuclear apocalypse turns folks into the most intense and annoying kind of hypochondriac I've ever seen, hence my living quarters relocation to the on-call room at the hospital. In the end, it reeeeeally does not matter, because I've not yet been assigned a roommate — and thank you, God that I do not believe in and never will, because Perrperr isn't one for the breeding!
Which brings me to my point.
Look. In my world, we had to fight against dipshit morons who thought that something called ~abstinence only~ sex education was right as rain. You know what it was right as? It was right as skyrocketing teenage pregnancy rates and political wars over medical issues. As a registered independent — though I guess that the government/dictatorship here wouldn't give two licks about my voting status — I can tell you: IT WAS ANEURYSM-INDUCING. But how is the opposite better? Abstinence never sex education? Is this even sex education at all? I'm going to go with a resounding heavenly chorus of IT'S NOT. It's a sex jihad. And don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove of sex, I love sex, sometimes I think that sex is all that's great and good left in our world, but when it's being taught to children? Not even just teenagers, but CHILDREN? Something is way the hell wrong with the sick and twisted minds of the school board. I'm against government involvement in our schools, our homes, our churches, our places of business, our collective pants, ANYTHING, and while I don't care about the kids — because, really, you all are annoying more than precocious — I care about this. Because it's wrong. Not just wrong, it's sick. And as a doctor, I can say that sick don't sit too well with me.
I'm going to go give them a piece of my mind. They won't listen — because who wants to listen to a fictional doctor, anyway, despite the fact that he's saving lives with the best of them, and probably better than them — but it's worth a shot. Either way: have fun with your project, kids. I look forward to the absolute landslide of whining and bitching that's to come. Uncle Coxsie will be over here, trying to buy a gun to blow his brains out.
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