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[terrorization.livejournal.com]

Some of these illustrations in the books school gave us are completely ridiculous.

I can't bend like that; no one can.

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[becomingspecial.livejournal.com]

Does every month have some sort of theme? January's was violence and fighting- I'm pretty sure February's goes without saying. What will March be? Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself.

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[telepathics]

I geus tihs maeks soem sik srot of snesse, if yuo lok at it odjekvily. Of cros I wsa fiktshnoal. Srupe pwores aern't rel. It's bisapnotign, btu taht's ok. Evrytighn si sitl intkat. I wnober if tehr's aynoen at al form my wrolb, or if tehy aer al bak at hoem. I wsih I wsa. Waht haqend wsa a bisatstre. It wsan't suspoed ot end liek taht. I bon't wnat to de her, I wnat ot go bak adn fnid uot who shto Nathna anb if he's ok.

I dno't supsoe aynoen naemed Modhienr Srush or Moly Wakre hsa riwten her?

I shod qrobaldy inrtoduec myslef no tpo of al fo taht. Hi, I'm Pakrman. Si tehre a poliec foerce her? Mihtg sa wlel maek teh bset of a dab sitsautnio.

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[rescuing.livejournal.com]

DON'T COME IN I STILL HAVE UNDERWEAR EVERYWHERE

OH GOD

WHY didn't they give me an earlier warning?!

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[panthalassa.livejournal.com]

...no ocean, huh.

Lame.

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[killinghour.livejournal.com]

I will never find that person now, I think. Not in a place like this - the lambs and wolves are too restful.

Hello.

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[forliving.livejournal.com]

I guess they're giving me a roommate.

...if you're reading this, I hope you don't mind dogs?

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[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

... SO UH GOVERNMENT, is there any specific reason why both my roommates decided to drop like flies? The apartment wasn't even that dirty.

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[andthelion.livejournal.com]

If any of you have seen a girl named Isabella Marie Swan, it's urgent you tell me of her whereabouts.

She's quite clumsy and has a tendency to get herself into the worst of situations.