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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[magicbone]

HOLY CATS ANYA? ANDREW IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, Buffy. You're here!

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah and so...are you!

Xander isn't here, though.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

That's what the small animated man below said. I wasn't sure whether he was a reliable source.

It can't be too long before he gets here, though, right? What about the rest of the gang? Giles?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Boy I hope so. It'd be nice to have someone sane around.

And it's just Dawn, Faith, Andrew, and me. Also Jonathan, and Warren. Oh and Cordelia.

[magicbone]

also um hi you probably don't remember me, um I'm Jonathan!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, you're Andrew's friend who he stabbed! And who died! How confusing! Hello.

[magicbone]

I. um. yeah, that's me but we got over that and



um it's good that you're here!

[mostliest]

There's no one named Xander Harris here, I'm sorry.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh.

But can you be sure. Have you checked all the, the construction sites and comic book stores?

[mostliest]

My last check was about two hours ago. I suppose there's a chance that he's arrived since then. The likelihood is about 0.004%.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

How did you arrive at this calculation?

[mostliest]

The number of people on average that they pull within the span of two hours or so, factoring in an estimate of how many fictional people there are to choose from, adding the tendency that the government tends to have of pulling people from similar series in waves. It's all statistics. I wouldn't want to bore you.

[ex_wells219]

Okay, wow.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Andrew! Yes, bask in my shockingly adorable presence.

[ex_wells219]

Basking! Or at least, your presence via the glow of a laptop screen. I mean, Anya! kjhfsakjhgsa This is sort of amazingly great.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I don't understand the purpose of your seemingly random series of consonants and vowels, mister. Is it a code? You know, when I was still a demon I once made myself sick eating Cracker Jacks but the secret decoder ring I got in the mail was such a disappointment.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Hi, Anya.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Dawnie, hey there! I fail to see anything in my post that wouldn't be appealing to all the five senses and possibly the sixth if one had such extrasensory perceptions.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

That whole last paragraph there.

I'm sure he'll show up at some point though.

[disparages]

Okay, I wouldn't say 'handsome' like, ever. What do you mean, "one-eyed"?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

As in less than one eye, what am I speaking ancient Jøqsnüll?

[disparages]

Since when?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Lacking depth perception since 2003!