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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[magicbone]

okay um good luck with that. also ghsfkjsfkjs no. I mean um, not that you're





but no um that's not what I meant.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Not that you aren't reasonably attractive for a tiny, stuttering man, but as both Salt and Pepa have elucidated, I got a man. Or, I did, before I died. I've still got a torch, anyway.

[magicbone]

thank you?


yeah. I'm sorry Xander isn't here.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

He will be!

[magicbone]

that's what I keep saying!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

You do? Oh. Do you want to ask Xander on a date? Were all of your dastardly hijinks a misguided attempt to get him to pay attention to you?!

[magicbone]

um, no! not quite. just um it'd be nice if he was here and fkjsfksj seriously no date, I'm not um a homewrecker.

[ex_wells219]

Also, you like girls.

[magicbone]

YES. that too!

[ex_wells219]

Just reminding you~

[magicbone]

um. thank you.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Do you regularly depend on reminders? Because that could be a sign that you're residing in a closet of some sort.

[magicbone]

no I just. no. not that there's anything wrong with! um. wow hey I'm going to go shut up, nice talking to you Anya, um come visit Andrew soon.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

You bet! He still owes me a wheelchair fight rematch.

[magicbone]

um well sudden movements aren't really good right now so. also his doctor is insane. but yes um wheelchair fights, totally.

[ex_wells219]

Insane is such a strong word.

[magicbone]

maybe, but um I've never seen anyone who can talk for a full ten minutes.