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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[postits]

Fascinating. I'm sorry you were left at the altar. Nonetheless, fascinating.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Yes, my life story is one of both epic joy and vast sorrow.

[postits]

Whose isn't.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Humans do manage to cram a lot into their pathetic little life spans, don't they?

[postits]

We most certainly do, Anya.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Right, we. I just thought, you know, that there was still more for me, that I wasn't done yet, and okay, technically. But none of the things are here that make it worth getting slowly suffocated by the mortal coil until your body finally gives out on you at the end of a prosperous and wrinkly life.

[postits]

I think we all feel like that in the beginning, madam. I know I did when confronted with the idea of an un-life. Staying mostly the same, watching everyone you loved go on without you, and the interchanging new faces along with it. Then you end up here, and you think fate has to be bluffing you on this one, but she's not. You play your hand anyway, you're forced to even if you don't want to, because there's just no other way to go about it.

There are some things worth sticking around here. Food's still decent, for the most part. Got some of the nicer music left. People are interesting, on the whole, and there seem to be folks from your world, though perhaps not the one(s) you're searching for. Plenty of bizarre government ritual aimed at raising the population count, that's good for a laugh. Lots to read. Lots to catch up on. You weigh the good and you weigh the bad, see how it comes out, and decide if the good is worth sticking around for.

For what it's worth. It does get better.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I like you, Rube.

[postits]

I like you too, miss Anya.