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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh.

But can you be sure. Have you checked all the, the construction sites and comic book stores?

[mostliest]

My last check was about two hours ago. I suppose there's a chance that he's arrived since then. The likelihood is about 0.004%.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

How did you arrive at this calculation?

[mostliest]

The number of people on average that they pull within the span of two hours or so, factoring in an estimate of how many fictional people there are to choose from, adding the tendency that the government tends to have of pulling people from similar series in waves. It's all statistics. I wouldn't want to bore you.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I love math! I mean, for a while there it was difficult because I hadn't used anything but the abacus for like a thousand years, but then I learned calculus, and practically had to change my panties every time I thought about differential equations. The blush of new love has faded a bit, yes, but math and I have grown quite comfortable with each other.