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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

It's strange how upset I feel even though I am clearly not dead at present!

[ex_wells219]

I think that's pretty normal. I cried a little when I saw your post. And at least you turned up in one piece!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Magnetic poetry makes you cry, Andrew. But. Thank you.

Oh my god, have people showed up in pieces?

[ex_wells219]

Sometimes people come through wounded a bit, though I don't think there's been any little piles of body parts ala Resident Evil floating on through (the movie, not the game, because we do actually have the Redfields here which will be useful in case of impending viral zombie attack.) I don't know how their machine works, it's pretty random, but they haven't seemed to have pulled through anything inanimate or braindead. Though you never know, because now that I think about it they probably wouldn't give those an apartment or a computer or anything? And I'm going to stop talking about pieces of people now.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I think you actually stopped talking about information relevant to my question after the first nineteen words, you spaz attack.

Are they only bringing humans through, or are there members of the demon community here as well?

[ex_wells219]

I got distracted. There are people here from books that are a little bit odd and/or a lot odd and I think Dante has a demon detection agency and obviously Buffy and Faith patrol and Rose Tyler was trying to do something too and a lot of people have special powers or tridents or whatever but I don't think there is really a demon community like there was over the Hellmouth. And my summoning stuff's pretty ineffectual. Not that I tried, like, to summon big demons! I just. Wanted to know. In case it became neccessary!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You never told me you tried that.

[ex_wells219]

It didn't work, anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

And that's not actually the interesting part.

[ex_wells219]

What is?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

The trying.

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[ex_wells219]

Don't read too much into it, okay. It wouldn't have hurt anyone.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well no, I get it, it was a test run.

[ Filter : Warren Mears ]

[ex_wells219]

Even if it had worked, I wouldn't have done anything with it.

[ Filter : Andrew Wells ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sure, okay.

[ Filter : Warren Mears ]

[ex_wells219]

You don't believe me.

[ Filter : Andrew Wells ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Which one did you try to summon?

[ Filter : Warren Mears ]

[ex_wells219]

I actually ran through a few? uhh, a Grannik, Kathgoros (but like that was gonna work), Fyarl... I started out small but when it didn't work I just sort of um, went for whatever I had the resources for. Which you know, there's no Magic Shop here either.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Too bad it didn't work huh.

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[ex_wells219]

I'm glad. I dunno what I would have done. When I woke up. If I'd known I could still do it.

[ Filter : Andrew Wells ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nothing without our help. Nothing he doesn't deserve. Take your pick.

[ Filter : Warren Mears ]

[ex_wells219]

I don't believe in all that eye for an eye stuff okay, because it doesn't work.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Funny.

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[ex_wells219]

I mean it. Even if I could hurt him, even if somehow, magically, I could say the word and he'd be dead, I wouldn't. Sometimes I think I hate him and then I remember all the stuff he said and I don't know if I can. Which is pretty, um, pretty sick. And I don't want people fighting on my behalf anymore. I don't want anyone else

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[ex_wells219]

Sorry. I shouldn't. But I don't really have people I can talk to about this stuff.