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[saunter.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a bit of a theological cock-up, eh? If this is a vacation, it's not exactly the Bahamas. Still, I'm not too concerned. Earth's been a little depopulated but at least you're all in one place, and I don't have to spend my time on a boat, sick to my stomach, trying to keep the big cats from eating the marsupials. I see computers are still in vogue, which is a bit of a shock. I thought for sure they were a fad. And the air here's almost as bad as London, though I suppose filters are better than the alternative.

That is to say, hello, I'm Crowley, pleased to meet you and all that.

YOU'VE GOT NO SHOW WITHOUT THE PRODUCERS

[bialyhoos]

I AM GOING TO SAY THIS AS SUCCINCTLY AND POLITELY AS I KNOW HOW:

ARE THERE ANY LADIES IN BABYLON WHO ARE IN NEED OF MIND-BLOWING, TO-THE-MOON-SENDING SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY?

LET THE RECORD STATE THAT I AM OF COURSE REFERRING TO ME PLEASURING AND YOU PAYING! IF IT SEEMS SHAMELESS THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS. THE THINGS I DO FOR THEATRE!!!!

SPEAKING OF THE GREAT WHITE WAY: WE STILL NEED ACTORS FOR BYE BYE BABYLON. EVERYONE GETS A PART! IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO SIGN UP! TALENT IS VERY UNNECESSARY! LEO AND I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS PRACTICALLY OUR WHOLE LIVES, WE'RE VERY WELL TRAINED AND WE'LL MAKE YOU A STAR! SIGN UP NOW!

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[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

As a reminder, I run a school for Chinese Martial Arts for anyone who is interested. From in depth lessons for more adept students, to basic self defense. I promote a proper, healthy way to vent aggressions through meditation and exercise. If you're interested or curious, please let me know.