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[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

This is kinda last minute, but I got a favour to ask!

I've got a good friend, y'see, an' he's disappointed he couldn't find'a date to the Valentine's picnic in time, so -- anybody wanna take 'im? He doesn't seem like it, but he's real shy and wouldn't ask anybody! I feel kinda bad for 'im, 'cause he doesn't get out a lot and doesn't really socialize.

He's 'bout 5'7", weighs kinda light, winnin' personality, real sweet-looking sometimes, long black hair, blue eyes, an' might threaten to leave, but don't worry -- I don't think he'll actually go through with it!

In return, I'll take ya out to dinner wherever and whenever~ I promise it'll be a real good one!

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[manydislikes]

I'm going to rip your own leg off and beat you to death with it.

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Y'know, boss, every time y'respond like that you probably lower your appeal by 5 points. Right now, you're proooooobably at somethin' like 95. I bet, in order to get the girl who's perfect for ya, you'll need the whole 100!

[manydislikes]

What the hell are you going on about?

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Your general appeal! Y'know, how much everybody who sees ya likes ya, that kinna thing.

[manydislikes]

I don't care about that kind of thing.