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MAX! FROM WHAT I HEAR, OUR LEADING LADY, or our co-leading lady, MAY HAVE LITERALLY BROKEN HER LEG. Or injured it in some other, not quite as ironic manner. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, MAX?

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WHAT

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CORDELIA!

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HOW UNFORTUNATE

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She was shot by one of our backers, Max! This is bad. This is very bad. I would perhaps go so far as to call it a disaster.

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HE ALREADY PAID, YES? THEN IT'S FINE

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ECHOES OF NEO-NAZIS, MAX.

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ECHOES OF WE AGREED TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT

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WHY

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I DON'T KNOW MAX!

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CALM DOWN, LEO

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I'M CALM, I'M AN OASIS OF CALM. A CALM OASIS.

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PALM TREES OF TRANQUILITY

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SAND DUNES OF LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING.

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TIDE POOLS OF COMPASSION AND SYMPATHY

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WAIT!

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YOU ARE STRONGER THAN THIS LEO, YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY

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LEO WHY IS THIS A BAD THING

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WE CAN'T FIND GIRLS WITH THAT KIND OF ... TALENT JUST ANYWHERE, MAX.

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YES, SHE DID HAVE VERY PERKY TALENT

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HOWEVER I THINK WE ARE MERELY LOOKING AT THIS FROM A LESS-THAN-OPTIMISTIC PERSPECTIVE! DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN, LEO

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I DO SEE, I DO...

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GOOD, GOOD. WE'LL VISIT HER, YES?