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[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

So what's a guy like me supposed to do in a place like this? Plan baby showers?

It's interesting that everyone talks over these, but I was never much of a "write my feelings out" type of guy.

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[disparages]

Super strength, huh! Good, cause my winter line is not for the weak.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Who shot you? Why? Did someone take care of the guy?

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My date to the picnic. I was 'being petty'. He's in jail for now.

[magicbone]

um you do realize there's no winter here.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Is he the pirate they keep mentioning? And is that roommate of yours his sidekick?

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I know, but it's probably easier to not explain it to everyone. Plus Anya'll take it dirty no matter what.

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Do you know how many coats I bought?

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[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

"I explained myself growing like a cookie." It's not really that hard, is it?

[magicbone]

it's their fault for selling coats when it never gets really cold! um. I'm sure they'll start doing normal weather soon enough. don't worry, Cordelia.

[disparages]

Yeah, I went on a date with a pirate. He had a peg leg and everything, really embarrassing. Yeah, that's Charlie.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well when you say it like that.

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Whatever, I'm over it. Maybe the hotel will be really, really cold!

[magicbone]

if all else fails um you could start a coat museum? look what people used to wear in the past when it, you know, actually rained. and then everyone goes ooh, ahh.

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[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

It's how I reconciled myself to the idea.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well it's how I meant it. That and I was kind of hungry.

[disparages]

Or maybe I can just give them to you! Add a little color to your wardrobe.

[magicbone]

um I'm not sure I have the right coloring for pink belted trenches.

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I'm not sure you have the figure.

[magicbone]

that too! also I don't wear pink.

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[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Did you still have cookies in an impending Apocalypse?

[disparages]

Like being BFF with Andrew hasn't taught you pink is a totally acceptable man color now.

[magicbone]

we call it salmon to make it sound manlier.

[disparages]

I don't necessarily buy clothing in shades named after fish. Animal print though? Kinda okay again.

[magicbone]

Andrew told me cheetah print is tacky.