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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Anya! God is it good to see you! Er...type with you or whatever!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I'm so happy!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Me too. I thought, I mean, when Andrew said...

Doesn't matter. Where do you live? Can I come see you?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Not that I didn't know you would get here soon.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...was /everyone/ expecting me?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Yes, apparently I bought the big one!

Of course! We probably shouldn't indulge in life-affirming sex just yet because contraceptives are difficult to procure in this world, but I very much want to see you anyway. I'm in the Pisces building, room 405.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for everyone else. I just knew that you had to show up because it made my heart get all compressed like a stress ball to think that you wouldn't. And look! I was right!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...yeah you could put it that way. Thus why I'm so very glad to see you...

Somehow I am not surprised what with the wanting us to reproduce. Though right now, even just a hug would be life-affirming enough for me. The you dead now alive thing? Still throwing me for a bit of a loop.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I miss you too An.

[disparages]

Oh my god Your face!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

HI to you to too Cordelia.

Oh yes this? Funny story. Basically the short version? Preachers take offense real easy.

[disparages]

That's not a very good story.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I think they would've sterilized you on the spot if you'd told them it was genetic. Which would've made you even more one of the girls, but still I don't think I could deal with the traumatized wailing.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's only been a few days and I haven't quite gotten the hang of telling it yet. I'll be up to par later I promise.

Speaking of a good story, what the heck happened to you? I mean, I know you drive people crazy but enough to shoot you?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I gave up my manliness a long time ago. There just wasn't a point anymore. Plus when the only male contact you've had in weeks is Giles, Andrew and Spike, it is really that surprising?

But yes, we are glad about the non-sterilization. Very.

[disparages]

Yeah, that's basically the story. Apparently shooting girls is like acceptable behavior here in bizarro world. Oh, and he was a pirate.

[notwalking]

Acceptable behavior that gets you thrown in prison?

[disparages]

He sure seemed to think he could do that.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, who are you?

[notwalking]

Charlie Dalton. Ask Cordelia for details, she just loves talking about this shit.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Cordelia loves talking about everything so yeah, guess I will.

[notwalking]

That she does.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

You were shot by a pirate?

That sounds like the punch line to an awful joke. Not that I'm joking or anything, but ya know...what did you do?

[disparages]

This is the little cabin boy for the pirate who shot me, Xander.

[disparages]

What do you mean 'what did I do'!? I got shot! Why do you think it was for like something I did!