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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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[disparages]

Yeah, that's basically the story. Apparently shooting girls is like acceptable behavior here in bizarro world. Oh, and he was a pirate.

[notwalking]

Acceptable behavior that gets you thrown in prison?

[disparages]

He sure seemed to think he could do that.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, who are you?

[notwalking]

Charlie Dalton. Ask Cordelia for details, she just loves talking about this shit.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Cordelia loves talking about everything so yeah, guess I will.

[notwalking]

That she does.

[disparages]

This is the little cabin boy for the pirate who shot me, Xander.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

And that makes things so much clearer...except not.

[disparages]

I really don't see how much chearer I need to be! He was my roommate too, until the part with the 'bang'?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

You were shot by a pirate?

That sounds like the punch line to an awful joke. Not that I'm joking or anything, but ya know...what did you do?

[disparages]

What do you mean 'what did I do'!? I got shot! Why do you think it was for like something I did!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Well fine then, what happened?

[disparages]

Oh my god! Fine. He and Charlie walked into my apartment. He shot me and then he went to jail. Like, how is it you are still completely incapable of listening five years later?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Because I'm sorry but even after everything I've seen, I find it hard to believe that someone would just walk in and shoot someone! Especially someone who tends to like to bitch about everything, no matter whose listening.

[disparages]

Why am I NOT surprised you're acting like this? God, fine. We may have gone on a couple dates. One of which totally ended in him shooting me!!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

AH HA! See I knew you had something to do with it!

Dates huh? From the cabin boy comment I'm guessing the pirate didn't like anywhere near his lover boy?

[disparages]

Wow, you just jump right to the gay thing, don't you? And for your information, cyclops, he was angry because I was trying to defend Andrew! The dates were like- not even a factor!!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I'm just going by the not so many details your giving me here! Pardon me if I have so little to work with.

So you got shot because you were defending Andrew. Finally, things start to make sense.

[disparages]

Oh, well, you were right, they are gay together. I mean please, the kid was my roommate. You kinda notice those things.

It's the truth! He said like really sick stuff to Andrew about what happened to him. And when I tried to talk to Kennit about it he went PSYCHO. That's totally what happened.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Oh well....uh okay. Glad to be right.

So okay, let me get this straight before cabin boy down there gets me off track. Your roommate was saying stuff about what happened to Andrew. You confronted his lover about it. And then they shot you. Am I getting this? Because if not, I'm so very confused.

[notwalking]

Gotta admit, I love the retellings this goes through.

[disparages]

You were there. If you think you can tell it any better, do it.

[notwalking]

You left out the part about slander and libel, but otherwise it's fine.

[disparages]

It's not slander because I wrote it and it's not libel because it was true.