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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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Why am I NOT surprised you're acting like this? God, fine. We may have gone on a couple dates. One of which totally ended in him shooting me!!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

AH HA! See I knew you had something to do with it!

Dates huh? From the cabin boy comment I'm guessing the pirate didn't like anywhere near his lover boy?

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Wow, you just jump right to the gay thing, don't you? And for your information, cyclops, he was angry because I was trying to defend Andrew! The dates were like- not even a factor!!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I'm just going by the not so many details your giving me here! Pardon me if I have so little to work with.

So you got shot because you were defending Andrew. Finally, things start to make sense.

[disparages]

Oh, well, you were right, they are gay together. I mean please, the kid was my roommate. You kinda notice those things.

It's the truth! He said like really sick stuff to Andrew about what happened to him. And when I tried to talk to Kennit about it he went PSYCHO. That's totally what happened.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Oh well....uh okay. Glad to be right.

So okay, let me get this straight before cabin boy down there gets me off track. Your roommate was saying stuff about what happened to Andrew. You confronted his lover about it. And then they shot you. Am I getting this? Because if not, I'm so very confused.

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Yes! Yes, god, thank you! That's it. That's all! I may have also said some other things too.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....

Okay I have to ask, what else did you say?

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Basically almost nothing! Nothing that warrented getting shot!

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I was kinda drunk.

[notwalking]

Kind of?

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Oh my god, what, is there some 50's double standard that you can shoot a girl right in the Juicy sweatsuit if she's a little intoxicated on Valentines Day?

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IT WAS TRUE! Especially the part about the shoes.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I'm going to regret this...

What about the shoes?

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http://community.livejournal.com/indesolution/212829.html

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....

Well, that explains a lot.

And, at times like these, I can't help it but, damn I missed you Cordy.

[notwalking]

Gotta admit, I love the retellings this goes through.

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You were there. If you think you can tell it any better, do it.

[notwalking]

You left out the part about slander and libel, but otherwise it's fine.

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It's not slander because I wrote it and it's not libel because it was true.

[notwalking]

Your logic is so flawed.

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I'm waiting for your version, Frost.

[notwalking]

I prefer Byron.

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I don't care!

[notwalking]

The Captain and I were doing some honest research, with no ill will toward Andrew Wells. You overreacted in public, and then on the network. Things got a little out of hand.