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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I'm just going by the not so many details your giving me here! Pardon me if I have so little to work with.

So you got shot because you were defending Andrew. Finally, things start to make sense.

[disparages]

Oh, well, you were right, they are gay together. I mean please, the kid was my roommate. You kinda notice those things.

It's the truth! He said like really sick stuff to Andrew about what happened to him. And when I tried to talk to Kennit about it he went PSYCHO. That's totally what happened.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Oh well....uh okay. Glad to be right.

So okay, let me get this straight before cabin boy down there gets me off track. Your roommate was saying stuff about what happened to Andrew. You confronted his lover about it. And then they shot you. Am I getting this? Because if not, I'm so very confused.

[disparages]

Yes! Yes, god, thank you! That's it. That's all! I may have also said some other things too.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....

Okay I have to ask, what else did you say?

[disparages]

Basically almost nothing! Nothing that warrented getting shot!

[disparages]

I was kinda drunk.

[notwalking]

Kind of?

[disparages]

Oh my god, what, is there some 50's double standard that you can shoot a girl right in the Juicy sweatsuit if she's a little intoxicated on Valentines Day?

[notwalking]

I didn't say that. I've got nothing against drinking, but "kinda" is kind of an understatement.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I thought I told you to get out.

[notwalking]

Like I said, that always works. Especially when I don't even know you. Can I do anything else for you, while I'm at it?

[disparages]

God, will you just leave him alone already?

[notwalking]

Am I going to get thrown out another window?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Get out.

Do I need to spell it for you?

[notwalking]

You just did.

[disparages]

IT WAS TRUE! Especially the part about the shoes.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I'm going to regret this...

What about the shoes?

[disparages]

http://community.livejournal.com/indesolution/212829.html

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....

Well, that explains a lot.

And, at times like these, I can't help it but, damn I missed you Cordy.

[disparages]

Of course you did. So, missing eye aside, how are you? Sounds like you and uh Anya, huh?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Alright, you know, averting apocalypses, turning our hometown into a crater and turning every potential into a real Slayer, that kinda thing. Same old, same old.

Yeah, Me and Anya. Or well, we were, at home. Kinda. Well, not really.

So I heard you were working for Angle in LA?

[disparages]

Yeah, I heard about Sunnydale becoming a scorchmark on the map. Not cool.

Well, mazal tov or whatever. And yeah, Angel, Wesley, I and a couple new people! Surprisingly just as demon-y and ridiculous in that part of California too.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

We didn't really expect that to happen...

It's LA, somehow, not so much surprised. Far too many shoe stores for it to be normal.

[disparages]

Well, you guys survived right? And like, everybody is showing up here so this place isn't so lonleaame lame anymore!

Oh my god, do NOT remind me. There are not nearly enough shoe stores here! Also, human feet apparently got smaller in the future or something, because they like barely carry my size anymore. Like, for real? Let's examine something called like supply and demand, right?