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[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

So I know my life is weird. Living in Sunnydale will do that to a person.

But when I get pulled from one freshly adverted apocalypse to a post apocalyptic world and the first thing one of the creepy guys in white coats does after he asked me my name was smile and tell me that they've been expecting me, I get a little freaked out. Very much of the weird.

Someone get with the explaining please. Preferably someone whose name either starts with Buf- or Wil- and ending in -fy or -low.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

This apocalypse totally had nothing to do with us. Aside from us being, you know, here now.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Really.

That...is oddly surprising. But then I'm glad because then I don't think we failed somehow and that's not such a very good thought when I'm already on the verge of panic.

So what's the deal Buf? Guys in the white coats gave me the basics but then I haven't trusted guys in white coats since you were a freshman in college.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Far as the general consensus goes, we're in an alternate dimension. They said we're from fiction, but I think that's crap and so does pretty much everyone else here.

Either way, they brought us here because they want us to repopulate the human race. Which they probably told you, but I personally think it's the highlight of their whole welcome kit.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Alternate dimension...didn't we do that already?

Yeah they got to the repopulation part. I kiddingly said I couldn't even get the marriage part right so don't expect kiddies from me and I don't think they thought it was very funny...

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Yup. Our universe has gotta look like swiss cheese by now.

I think the only thing they actually take seriously here is the whole breeding thing. And even that sometimes I think they're all sitting around in their white coats giggling manically at us.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Now that's an image for the Watcher's Diaries right there

They certainly stressed the point. One guy even asked if the eye was because of a birth defect or genetic thing. I said it was horrible pogo accident but now I'm beginning to wonder if I should have said yes.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I think they would've sterilized you on the spot if you'd told them it was genetic. Which would've made you even more one of the girls, but still I don't think I could deal with the traumatized wailing.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I gave up my manliness a long time ago. There just wasn't a point anymore. Plus when the only male contact you've had in weeks is Giles, Andrew and Spike, it is really that surprising?

But yes, we are glad about the non-sterilization. Very.