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[postits]

I apologize for asking here, of all places, as I'm certain it will only devolve into inanity. But the white coat folks don't seem particularly fond of answering this question, and who knows what's common knowledge to you kids. Some of you are inclined to science, or you just ask so many fucking questions that you might know.

My question is this. Is there any progress on this portal bullshit? I refer to the possibility of going home, of course.

I expect nothing, but it never hurts to ask.

Comments

[notwalking]

Really fucking promising.

[ex_whoosh450]

Fascinating.

[notwalking]

I agree. Sir.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shes real strong, karolina. i dunno, what do they eat in brazil apart from nuts?

[postits]

Canja de galinha, apparently.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They probably won't tell us shit until we're all certified up or whatever and then I won't be surprised if there's some don't ask, don't tell clause in the contract.

[postits]

They can go fuck themselves, if that's the case.

[contraposition.livejournal.com]

While I'm sure the system is wholly capable, the responses here are thus far disappointing.

[disparages]

Nice to see you again.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should just make yourself comfortable here.

[postits]

There's still work to be done at home. I'll try, but my sights will always be on Seattle.

[postits]

How unfortunate.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

If you force things, they'll never happen the way you think they will.

[postits]

If you don't force them, they oftentimes never get done at all.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Touche. Perhaps I should add "from my experience" to that last sentence.

[postits]

Likewise.

[freneticness.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Are you all talking about how to get home? I can help! I mean, I can! I'm already trying to build something that'll work, but right now...

It's kind of not working. And may or may not have caused a small fire. Heh-heh. Oopsie!

But I can help, I just don't know who to talk too!

[freneticness.livejournal.com]

Oh! And I'm Rikku. :D

[postits]

Hello, Rikku. Rube Sofer.

I'd suggest talking to the white coat folks you first saw when you came through. You're building something from scratch?

[freneticness.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm trying.

They're supposed to replace my light, I think. That's what Lockon said - that if I break something, they'd bring a new one, so that means they're good for parts, you know?

But-

... They didn't seem that helpful when I said I had to go back home the first time. And I was nice and everything!

[postits]

That's because they're jackasses who don't understand some of us left in the middle of something important.

Good luck with that.

[freneticness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they are. I mean, I had to give Yunie something, and she's here, but it's all weird and the time's funny, and this... this STINKS.

Thanks! If it works, I'll let you know! :D