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[postits]

I apologize for asking here, of all places, as I'm certain it will only devolve into inanity. But the white coat folks don't seem particularly fond of answering this question, and who knows what's common knowledge to you kids. Some of you are inclined to science, or you just ask so many fucking questions that you might know.

My question is this. Is there any progress on this portal bullshit? I refer to the possibility of going home, of course.

I expect nothing, but it never hurts to ask.

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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

itd be nice to see daisy and roxy again.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

hey rube rube rube i have a question

[postits]

I would like to know what they're up to, yes.

[postits]

Jesus fucking Christ. What is it, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

if we were back home right and there was gonna be a big disaster, from nature or some fucking thing, you know like a big fucking tidal wave, or or a hurricane or one of thoise big whatsits comets, meteros, crashing into the earth and it's gonna kill loads of people within second sand only ben affleck or some other cocksucker can do anything about it

[postits]

I feel like I've asked this question every day for the past twenty years. How fucked are you?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

and itd be better if we went to them instead of them coming to us right because i mean how many fucking people can you fit in this dome anyway and also i dont think daisy would like it here

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

I HAVENT FINISHED YET, JESUS FUCK.

[postits]

Roxy would enjoy the brutality of the police force. You're right, Daisy wouldn't much like it.

Haven't you seen the empty apartment complexes? They're expecting a fucking army of us.

[postits]

Then why did you hit the post comment button.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

an army of reapers?

[postits]

Of fictional people. Bullshit.

An army of reapers would be bad news.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i wanted to give you something to read while i typed the rest

anyway, my question IS if, in that scenario we were still doing our jobs like cocklicks, would we be able to get eveyr single fucking soul before the big one hit or would upper whatsit just pack it in and call it a day??

[postits]

I don't pretend to know upper management's every plan. Most likely the former. No soul left behind. And that would leave our kind as the only folks left on Earth. Based on the reapers I've met, this situation sounds unfavorable at best.

Why do you ask.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i was just thinking right that maybe trhat was what happened when all the bombs went off. they just said fuck it, no more post its, noi more reapers, no more fucking light at the end of the tunnel, theres not enough of you for us to worry about.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yeah i was confused for a bit there

[postits]

I don't know, Mason. I'd ask, but they never fucking answer.

You're surprisingly coherent.

[postits]

Surprise, surprise.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i just woke up

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i still dont have a job. maybe i should try the shell game again

[postits]

Good for you. When was the last time you ate an actual meal?

[postits]

Yes. Because that worked very well the first time, conning blind men.

Become a salesman. The legal kind, that is.

[ex_whoosh450]

Low expectations are a good place to start. I haven't been able to find anything out either.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

........what day is it?

[postits]

Well, fuck.