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I apologize for asking here, of all places, as I'm certain it will only devolve into inanity. But the white coat folks don't seem particularly fond of answering this question, and who knows what's common knowledge to you kids. Some of you are inclined to science, or you just ask so many fucking questions that you might know.

My question is this. Is there any progress on this portal bullshit? I refer to the possibility of going home, of course.

I expect nothing, but it never hurts to ask.

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[postits]

I don't know, Mason. I'd ask, but they never fucking answer.

You're surprisingly coherent.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i just woke up

[postits]

Good for you. When was the last time you ate an actual meal?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

........what day is it?

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The twenty-third.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

which is a.... tuesday?

[postits]

Look at a fucking calendar, jackass. Saturday.

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where!? where is a calendar!? i dont have a fucking calendar!

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It's a sad fucking day when I know more about technology than you. Bottom right corner.

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fuck off, how stupid do you think i am. that's the time.

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Click on it.

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fuck.

[postits]

So. How long has it been.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i had leftovers this week!!

[postits]

Leftovers. Burnt quiche and a ruined soufflé, how delicious.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

it was actually pretty good, kudos.

[postits]

I try my best. Do you want better leftovers?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

look all right yes. but youre not to come fucking talk to my roommate or anything

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You haven't been eating? :///

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i have been eating!!! sometimes i just forget. dont worry your pretty head about it all right, rube loves having an excuse to act like my mother

[postits]

I didn't say that I was going to do that, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

what?

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Talk to your roommate. I feel if she's made it this long, she's stronger than most. I hope you like Brazilian food.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shes real strong, karolina. i dunno, what do they eat in brazil apart from nuts?

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Canja de galinha, apparently.