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This place blows.

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Well, in between working, having your friend get shot at, and getting two anonymous roses for Valentine's Day -- I mean, what the fuck is that about, some kind of sick joke? -- posting on this damn thing has been last on my list.

And somehow, despite all that, I don't have shit to talk about. Imagine that.

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Two anonymous roses? See! I told you guys thought you were cute.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I still think it's a joke.

[postits]

Anonymous?

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

[postits]

I got one as well, though the message did seem to give it away.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

So you know who it is? I wasn't cool enough for messages on mine, apparently.

[postits]

Apparently it's customary to shoot someone after you give them a flower.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ on a fucking unicycle.

[postits]

Agreed, peanut.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

This place is fucking insane.


I'm guessing one mine is his, too.

[postits]

Seems like something the fucker would do.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

what the fuck does he think hes playing at.

[postits]

The game of being fucked up, vile scum. Fun for the whole family.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yeah well everyone's wanted to shoot you at some point but he should stay the fuck away from george

[postits]

That may be true, but few have lacked the gumption to actually go through with it.

I'm glad we can agree on something.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

what the fuck is a gumption.

[postits]

Common sense. Why am I not surprised you don't know this?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oh i thought it was balls.

which wouldnt have made much uh sense. gumption? sense.

[postits]

I'm just going to hypothesize that you think everything is balls, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yeah, well. i dunno. hypothesize away, rubey.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Nobody should be shooting any of us, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

obviously, im just saying that wanting to off rube doesnt make a man a psychopath

still. sounds like hes ten pence short of a pound if you know what i mean

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to be harsh with you.

Just been on edge, that's all.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I've seen worse than you. Don't worry about it.

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

Somehow it didn't feel right unless I apologized.