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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No -- actually, I'm always the one to identify the killer and how they did it.

Well, okay, not always.

Sometimes it's not a murder!

Why, is that not how it happens down at your crime scenes, officeeeeonono detectiaflkaklj-- Agent? Is that why you're so skeptical? Do bad psychics get in the way of government investigations?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Did you lose your Gus too? :(

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, kind of. My visions are generally what you might call a solo act -- a Stevie Wonder, if you will -- but every so often, I need someone else to come in and help me express them, like a Paul McCartney post-Beatles type. That's Gus, my Special Assistant, also known as MAGICHEAD. The Paul to my Stevie. :D The Ivory to my Ebony.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent Dana Scully, FBI.

And no, mercifully, that has never happened at one of "my" crime scenes. Though I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

But you have had a bad run-in with a psychic, am I right? I bet you hate that. Just like you hate it when people seem to know way too much about yooouuuasklfjfaerijasm,acmn doctor askfjalskfja; autopsieskaljfalf s c ien tist akfja

sorry, my visions sometimes get the better of me. But I'm sensing you might not believe that. ;) am I right in sensing that your partner might?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

As opposed to the vast majority of people, who are delighted by strangers who know all about them.

You're going to have to do better than that, Mr. Spencer.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You've seen that episode too huh.

[telepathics]

Nvrer midn.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least then you don't have to worry about small talk. Actually I've found that a number of people have been very impressed by what I do.

I'm sorry, Agent Scully, I can't just turn them on and off at will. These things have to come to me. The spirits are fickle, they're finicky, they're FRAUGHT WITH UNCERTAINTY, and other adjectives beginning in f!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

10110110101?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No binary?

That's probably for the best because I don't actually know binary.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I mean, I hope I didn't just insult your sister or anything. Did I? I'm sorry. :(

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

OH WAIT

the spirits have just spoken to me! I'm sorry, man, I didn't realize. I thought we were doing a code! They don't treat dyslexia here, huh? That sucks. :/

[Filter: Warren Mears]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It pains me to ask you this, but what episode is he referring to?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they are, Mr. Spencer.

[Private: Agent Scully]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Your skepticism isn't helping, for the record. :(

For what it's worth, I didn't watch your show -- because, okay, no offense, but only major nerds watched it. So no, I don't know what the creepy geek is talking about, either. Let me know if he tells you.

(PS: I'd warn you that you should never, ever actually meet him in real life, but I'm pretty sure you know that already. I'm also pretty sure he's owned a poster of you at some point... I'm seeing you, that woman from Star Trek, and something scantily-clad... comic books? I think I'm seeing an action figure, too. Yeesh.)

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

This has been entertaining, Mr. Spencer, but let's drop the pretense, shall we? There may be people here with genuine supernatural abilities, but you aren't one of them. However, we're currently well outside my jurisdiction, and I have no immediate interest in exposing you as a fraud.

As for Warren Mears, I don't know anything about him. Is there something I should know?

[Filter: Agent Scully]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you feel the need to doubt me, Agent Scully, but there's nothing to expose except my amazing supernatural talent. There are as many strange things in my world as I think there must be in yours. I was right about your partner, wasn't I? He would believe me.

I don't know where he comes from, either, so I can only tell you what I've seen, but that guy is Grade A bad news. I'm seeing one of those guys you hear about on TV, you know -- "he was so quiet, he just read his comic books, didn't bother anyone," and then-- I'm hearing BANGS. and BOOMS! Explosions! Mayhem!! MURDER.

Plus, he definitely does not have a healthy attitude towards women. The man needs a good psychiatrist along with his lifetime in prison.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That does seem to jibe with what I've seen of him. I'll bear it in mind.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

And you are right about my partner, by the way.

Which doesn't mean I believe you.

[Filter: Agent Scully]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm also sensing that he's very, very smart, and he knows it -- smarter than you, I'm afraid, Agent Scully. Definitely smarter than me. So be careful! He doesn't have any powers, but he can do amazing things. I'm seeing... I'm not sure what I'm seeing, actually. Kelly LeBrock? Anthony Michael Hall? Robert Downey Jr., no!

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

Haha...I guess you could put it that way.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! I see, I think. It must terrible here without him. I've been trying to see when the person I'm waiting for will arrive, but it's been difficult.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That sucks, man.