post 28

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

come on babylon, any paranormal cases in need of investigating? i usually don't go looking for work, but shit, the smell of ass and rotten milk is getting to me.

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[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

tv here is majorly lacking, dude. so's good music. also, the job market sucks balls. welcome to babylon.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Wow. Well this just sounds... great.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

you're telling me. even the booze is lacking.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I can live with that, I guess. I mean. What's the point of drinking if you have no one to drink with? And if you can't get drunk and have, I don't know, late-night bad television and Halo parties and... make goofy phone calls to people you know and... and drive to Mexico and stuff like that?

Man, I'm just depressing myself now. What do they have in this place? I bet there's not even quality fruit.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

there are a hell of a lotta people here, you'll find someone. there's some pretty kick ass soap operas on tv.

oh, yeah. fruit might be shit, but the chicks are hot as hell.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

...Oh yeah?

Things might be looking up!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

t and a has rained upon us from the heavens, my friend.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Classy of you to put it like that.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i'm a classy guy. too classy for shirts and shoes, at least.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I've heard that it's difficult to get service that way.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i get by with my incredible charm and my devilishly handsome appearance. not everyone is blessed.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

On that, I will agree with you!