An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Xander. You know I still love you even if you need a walker!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

I lost an eye not a leg.

Your working on loosing that offer of a couch missie!

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's Angel!verse. If she's still talking about their agency, then you're probably at least looking at a pre-season five Cordy. After she gave birth to Jasmine, she was in a coma, and was gone for the entire season. Except for the 100th episode, where she came back and then died.

Oh, man, Shawn. I wish I had my DVD's with me. You're Welcome is such a good episode. Note: pack a 'best of' compilation for my next inter-dimensional preparation kit.

She's not psychic the same way you pretend to be. She has visions when The Powers That Be want to warn Angel about dangerous stuff. She got the visions from making out with Doyle, before he died.

That was a great episode, too. A real tear-jerker.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

1) No way, dude. Jules is off-limits, you know that.

(So what was the deal with that, did they just never explain that? I mean, it's not like my dad paid the rent.)

Gus, you're not Robin. You're Magic Head!

2) I think the word you're looking for is "totally dope."

And yeah, I know all that stuff, give me something new. Well, okay, I didn't know the aliens, but I don't know if that's happened to this one.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

People don't have superpowers where we come from! That's not my fault!

Regardless: you can't have a new Crew. This is like The Breakfast Club, okay, where they're all hanging out together and then Anthony Michael Hall realizes that none of them are going to say hi to each other on Monday because they're in totally different social circles. This is like that! Except without Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald making out.

Unless I'm Judd Nelson and Jules can come and be Molly Ringwald, anyway. You can be Emilio Estevez.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you have to want to be stabbed! I want to know if you would forgive me for stabbing you.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Gus. Come on.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm starting to wish you had them, too. They would make all of this a lot easier. Even if I still think it's completely ridiculous that you learned this stuff voluntarily on your own free time.

The important question here: Can Worm-baby warn Vampire Guy about me? From the Powers Whatever?