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[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Hey, Axel.

Come up with something interesting to do. It's getting a little boring watching Sora try to teach Kairi to do a little more than flail with her keyblade.

And nothing stupidly suicidal. That's not interesting. It's just, well, stupid.

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[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Since I'm apparently your best friend, there shouldn't be secrets between us.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay, Axel.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

And you're the one who got the best friend thing in your head first.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it didn't catch on.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I wonder why.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Did you come up with something to do yet?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

See, I think watching Kairi fall all over herself with a keyblade that looks like a gigantic hair clip pretty entertaining. But this beer thing definitely helps.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

It gets boring after a while. Especially when Sora starts to show off instead of just asking her out.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Maybe somebody should invite the witch.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

We could get art of Sora showing off.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

And call her Naminé.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I'm okay.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I don't need to call her that name or anything.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

But at least he hasn't started swaying to her prepubescent body again. You're lucky you weren't there for that.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

There are a couple words in that sentence I couldn't gone without ever hearing you say.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

At least he hadn't figured out masturbation yet.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

How do you know that?

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I was there.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

WHERE?

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

There isn't a way to say this that doesn't sound gay, but in him.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

wow!

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Because you suck at saving people.