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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I think we should get a pet.

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[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

No way.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on!

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

No. You'll be interested in it for about a week, and then I'll get stuck with all the feeding and cleaning and walking.

Anyway, I have allergies.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, you do not. You were fine when we were taking care of Chairman Meow. And don't you miss him? I miss him.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I was putting my allergies aside for the sake of the case, Shawn. A week longer, and my respiratory system might have come under duress. Severe duress.

And I do not miss him. That cat was a nuisance.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Gus, don't be a dirty litterbox! That cat was great.

But fine, how about a dog? He can be friends with Chase Ripper McGoohan IV.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

That cat had it in for me. A man can tell.

...Shawn, that doesn't even sound like a real name.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Gus, do you realize how ridiculous it is that you're threatened by a little boycat?

It's what Buffy and I are calling the Summers-Spencer puppy.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

The domesticated house cat is descended from large, bloodthirsty, man-eating felines, Shawn. Don't think they've forgotten that.

Oh. Well, if you've already got one puppy, then you don't need another pet, do you?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

The most threatening thing he did was pee on that woman's dry-cleaning!

You don't want a Guster-Spencer puppy?