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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

See I had this theory that if I made it hard enough for you you'd decide he wasn't worth the effort. I still don't know what your motives were but it's kinda nice to be vindicated once in a while you know? So now we share our own little secret huh, that you really haven't changed at all.

Don't worry, it's safe with me.

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[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

Sorry, I can't really understand you through all the psychopath babble. Say that again?

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Right right, small words. You? Are still a bitch. And Jonathan? Is lucky to be rid of you.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

What the hell are you talking about? He's not "rid of me"! Also, try and get it through your head that he and I are friends, and none of your little wannabe villain scheming is going to change that.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Maybe in your own personal director's cut of reality, princess. That's not the way I hear it though. I don't think he's heard much from you lately.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

Ugh, please. The way you hear it? For your information, asshole, I'm letting him try and fix things. If being friends with me is messing up things with Andrew, I can give the guy some space until Andrew like, I don't know, sees reason? I'm not even gonna bother thinking Jonathan will patch things up with you considering that you're a crazy person.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

If you're waiting for a blessing from either of us for you to do... whatever it is you do together, let me just say. You're gonna be waiting a while.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

Look, I really couldn't give a crap what you think of me. But Jonathan is your guys' friend, even if you're all being total jealous girls about this. And as much as I'd rather he was friends with like, anybody else, I'm glad he's got friends and I don't want to be the reason it all gets screwed up.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Jesus you dumb bitch, listen. I can't deal with him right now. But I think I can flatter myself that I know him a little better than you do and when he starts feeling like no one in the world cares if he's around the local bell towers start to look real appealing. I don't think you give a shit about him but he does and that means you may actually be useful to him in this scenario. So drop the noble bullshit, it's never done us any good. And? As much as I can't stand you I need them to get that this isn't fucking about you. A difficult concept for you to grasp as well, I know.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

uh Bell towers? And this might not be about me but I'm involved because he is my friend, whether you believe it or not.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So all your little sharing is caring sessions were just about me, that's peachy. He was gonna off himself up in the tower of the high school. The Slayer stopped him.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

I didn't realize that was him.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Looks like you don't know as much as you'd like to think about any of us. So stop trying to do us favors and just get to know him better, if you really think you care.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[disparages]

I sure as hell don't need to explain myself to you, but I do care.