Data Entry 001

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Simca. Last time.

Pancake batter doesn't go on the ceiling.

Comments

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

I can't. I'm trying to clean the batter off before it sticks for good.

You know I don't like splotches on my ceiling.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember you nagging me about it, grandma.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

"Grandma"?

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

It just kinda made sense.

Just stop bitching.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

What's a "grandma" again?

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

It's an aged female. I guess.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Your insults are so predictable.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna get beer all over your walls.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Don't even think about it.

Come over and...eat these pancakes.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

No way in hell.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

That's an order.

That small girl who lives next door to you? I have her contact number.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

Not that psycho bitch Suzumiya! You traitor!

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

I like my comrades to follow orders, Heat.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

You little shit.

Fine. Just remember you're asking for it.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Hope you like...flour, butter, and...the round things. The white ones.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

The ones that break when you throw them?

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Why are you throwing them?

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

They explode if you throw them hard enough.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Explode like a grenade or explode like a mess?

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

Like a mess. It's sticky.

Wanna try it?

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to make a sticky mess? I already have a sticky mess here.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

Oh, calm the hell down.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

I am calm. I'm the picture of serenity and enlightenment. I just don't like things on my ceiling. There's nothing wrong with that.

[troublesolo.livejournal.com]

Serenity and enlightenment, my ass. You're acting like I dragged dinner down the hall again.

[oddsunfavorable.livejournal.com]

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