Soch

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

April Fools.

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[magicbone]

that's becoming my motto here.

[notwalking]

Congratulations, now you know.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well I've got the door and windows secured, it's ever leaving that'll get real interesting.

[licoriceaddict.livejournal.com]

Not really, no. I'm naturally skeptical of all things on April 1st, however. And all other days, but this one is extra special.

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

The sloppy hacking tipped me off but. I think the worst part is the one time people are happy with the govt. it turns out to be an April Fool's joke.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me Sofer.

[postits]

Don't be such a fuck up next time.

[ex_minoru481]

That doesn't surprise me much.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Maybe I was just hoping I'd get to see those legs of yours making intimate contact again.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

come on, i didn't even solve the mystery.

[giantego]

Tall, dark and creepy strikes again. Do you think you'll be making any trips to the hospital any time soon? Because well golly gosh and a half, I would just LOVE to have a chat with you.

[repent]

If you need a bit of extra protection I charge by the hour.

[hermistake.livejournal.com]

Are you really a man?

[ex_wells219]

Dr. Cox...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Come on, for a last minute effort it's worthy of at least a B+

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Bravo, you've crushed the hopes of most of the population.

[giantego]

You stay out of it.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I really don't.

[ex_wells219]

Or I could not.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

This is true.

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

Like I said, worst part.

[ex_minoru481]

Not even if you'd be alive & well? Any world's gotta be better than a nuclear Apocalypse bubble. :| I mean, I like it here, but...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sorry to disappoint, I'm not really the 'pay no attention to the man behind the curtain' type though.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

A Slayer on my side. It would be novel.

[giantego]

Oh good god, so not up for dealing with lovers' dramatics on top of immature pranks and inevitable government failure, which are really just the whip cream and cherries on top of the ice cream sundae of half-drunken, depressed disappointment that is my life in Babylon. Not that you'd know about that, Elle! You've got your whole world with you. Tom Thumb cuddling you in your hospital bed (THREE TIMES I walked in on it, Elle, THREE TIMES, and who's going to pay for my therapy bill?) and now Lurch playing his little reindeer games with innocent citizens, and of course you're going to protect them, of course you are, because you had no desire to go back. It's a good life here, isn't it! But for the 80% of us who are just dying to return to the monotony of the lives we were pretty sure we couldn't stand, because you never know what you have until it's gone, isn't that just a bitch? God forbid your little nerdlet friend be at fault for something that, oh, I don't know, IS HIS FAULT. You have next to nothing to do with this, and if the oncoming thunderstorm (and by thunder I of course mean RAGE) is any indication, I'd say you should keep it that way. It'll scar your pretty little face and then I'll have another month and a half of the socially retarded triad taking over my hospital. So, I'll say it one more time: STAY OUT OF IT.