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April Fools.

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[giantego]

Oh good god, so not up for dealing with lovers' dramatics on top of immature pranks and inevitable government failure, which are really just the whip cream and cherries on top of the ice cream sundae of half-drunken, depressed disappointment that is my life in Babylon. Not that you'd know about that, Elle! You've got your whole world with you. Tom Thumb cuddling you in your hospital bed (THREE TIMES I walked in on it, Elle, THREE TIMES, and who's going to pay for my therapy bill?) and now Lurch playing his little reindeer games with innocent citizens, and of course you're going to protect them, of course you are, because you had no desire to go back. It's a good life here, isn't it! But for the 80% of us who are just dying to return to the monotony of the lives we were pretty sure we couldn't stand, because you never know what you have until it's gone, isn't that just a bitch? God forbid your little nerdlet friend be at fault for something that, oh, I don't know, IS HIS FAULT. You have next to nothing to do with this, and if the oncoming thunderstorm (and by thunder I of course mean RAGE) is any indication, I'd say you should keep it that way. It'll scar your pretty little face and then I'll have another month and a half of the socially retarded triad taking over my hospital. So, I'll say it one more time: STAY OUT OF IT.

[disparages]

If it's any consolation Dr. Cox, your family will show up soon and the can be just as miserable as everyone else is?

[giantego]

But why hold onto false hope!

[disparages]

If I had to wait around for a couple friendly faces to show up, everybody else can do it with minimum crying.

Oh, and you can totally still beat him up, though, I'm just trying to keep that blood vessel on your forehead from bursting.

[giantego]

I'm waiting for the anime kids to kick his ass and get him turfed to the hospital. THEN, hellfire will rain down.