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[scud]

Kinda long shot, but does anyone know if Lucy Diamond's behind this?  She gets mad and tries to sink continents sometimes.  I knew I should've gotten here sooner.

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[deliberately]

I have no idea where Lucy is, but— does she really sink continents? That explains a lot.

[scud]

Uh she tried to once! Those were the good old days.





Wait wait wait. Two seconds. She's actually here?

[ex_wells219]

Binary!

[scud]

Duh!

[ex_wells219]

Wait okay that lacked a lot of the necessary gravitas of what's going on right now. But. Binary!

[scud]

Yeah half my apartment building is kind of charred and I think some windows are missing but binary!

[ex_wells219]

Always look on the bright side of life.

[deliberately]

She's my room-mate. Does that mean she stole those diamonds? I mean, should I have called the police or something?

[scud]

OH MY GOD SHE'S ACTUALLY HERE


I was kinda hoping her roommate would be, I don't know. Optimus Prime? Tyler Durden? But yknow, DPS, cool whatever we watched it in sophomore English class. Girls cried. I think I slept? But uh hi, I'm Scud, maybe she mentioned me.

And no! It's just her thing, please don't involve the police. That never ends well.

[scud]

I'd ask what's going on but I feel like it's one of those IT'S A LONG STORY moments.

[deliberately]

I haven't seen her since earlier this evening, but that's not too unusual. Don't know who those people are, but sorry. I guess.


Scud like the pug?

[scud]

I should find her. Don't be sorry! I mean, it's a good match if you think about it.

Maybe? Is there a famous dog with my name that I don't know about?

[deliberately]

He's not famous, he's her pet. Likes to chew on my homework.

[scud]

Ohhhh my god she has a pug named Scud. Can I come over and see it! Or wait, I should find her first.

[scud]

Also I promise to never chew on your homework! I'll take the couch, it's no big deal.

[ex_wells219]

Actually, I don't know!

[scud]

Well that sounds promising.

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

She does what?

[scud]

It's more like she tries to do what! Australia's toast etc. etc. apparently they have a bad attitude? Anyway she didn't actually but uh, burning mayhem wreckage, I wouldn't really put it past her. Especially with all this breeding stuff. LUCY IF YOU SEE THIS, PLEASE COME HOME TO YOUR SCUD~

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

... Actually, tell me later. I have to get to my best friend in the hospital.

[scud]

Speedy like a speedy thing, I beat you to it!

Sorry your best friend's in the hospital. I should check there too.

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

I don't think she did this because of the breeding thing.

[scud]

You don't know Lucy.

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. :/

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

Um, actually.

[scud]

Who rented an evil gondola and helped rob the Friendly Islands and set her up on horrible blind dates with Russian spies? Me~

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

... I know her here, but I didn't know all of that.

[scud]

Then you see my point!

How do you know Lucy?

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

We went out a couple times, I guess?

[scud]

OH MY GOD

[scud]

OHHHH MY GOD okay, hi! I'm Scud! I approve of this!

[scud]

Did it end in a shoot out? Or was it like, a normal date.

[scud]

Also would you say you talk loud? How about you rate the volume of your voice on a scale of 1 to 10!

[scud]

P.S. she never actually gets food poisoning. If she used that one on you.

[scud]

Not that she would! You seem awesome! In the good girl kind of way. OH MY GOD this makes so much sense!

[deliberately]

Wait, really?

[scud]

WHEN DID LUCY'S LIFE BECOME QUEER AS FOLK

[ex_wells219]

You watch Queer as Folk!?

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

... It was pretty normal!

[scud]

Not like, habitually. It's pretty hard to keep up with TV when you're hiding out in the Tonga!

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

I like to think so.

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Um, anyway, I need to get to the hospital.

[deliberately]

Wait, who's been hurt? Do you want me to come?

[ex_wells219]

Still! You are rapidly accumulating Awesome Points.

[scud]

I tend to do that~

[scud]

LUCY DIAMOND

IF YOU SEE THIS

COME HOME

YOUR SCUD MISSES YOU

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Are you by any chance referring to Nico Minoru?