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[scud]

Kinda long shot, but does anyone know if Lucy Diamond's behind this?  She gets mad and tries to sink continents sometimes.  I knew I should've gotten here sooner.

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[deliberately]

I have no idea where Lucy is, but— does she really sink continents? That explains a lot.

[scud]

Uh she tried to once! Those were the good old days.





Wait wait wait. Two seconds. She's actually here?

[deliberately]

She's my room-mate. Does that mean she stole those diamonds? I mean, should I have called the police or something?

[scud]

OH MY GOD SHE'S ACTUALLY HERE


I was kinda hoping her roommate would be, I don't know. Optimus Prime? Tyler Durden? But yknow, DPS, cool whatever we watched it in sophomore English class. Girls cried. I think I slept? But uh hi, I'm Scud, maybe she mentioned me.

And no! It's just her thing, please don't involve the police. That never ends well.

[deliberately]

I haven't seen her since earlier this evening, but that's not too unusual. Don't know who those people are, but sorry. I guess.


Scud like the pug?

[scud]

I should find her. Don't be sorry! I mean, it's a good match if you think about it.

Maybe? Is there a famous dog with my name that I don't know about?

[deliberately]

He's not famous, he's her pet. Likes to chew on my homework.

[scud]

Ohhhh my god she has a pug named Scud. Can I come over and see it! Or wait, I should find her first.

[scud]

Also I promise to never chew on your homework! I'll take the couch, it's no big deal.