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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I've only had this thing for eight hours and it's already died once.

I'm not even doing anything to it. I think it's just sensing my inherent lack of maternal warmth deep down in its little eggy circuts.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well I tried feeding it but all it did was beep angrily at me and make a weird face!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It's strange; when I was in high school, we had to carry around bags of sugar for a week to discourage us from engaging in the very activities the government here is trying to promote.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

We had eggs. But they kind of hatched into these gross sucker things and tried to turn everyone in Sunnydale into pod people.

I kind of prefer the angry beeping egg. At least I know it won't hatch into something demony.

...I hope, anyway.