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[drunktactician.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting that they gave us these things. It's hardly necessary, don't you think? It's not a very accurate simulation. I've kept it on silent this whole time. I might have enjoyed it more ten years ago, but either way, it's nothing like taking care of a human being.

I wonder what they're expecting to accomplish by giving them to us.

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[drunktactician.livejournal.com]

Yes, or the sound circuit decided to malfunction.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Well, did you do anything to it? How do I get mine on silent?

[drunktactician.livejournal.com]

If you press and hold one of the buttons, there should be a menu for you to turn off the noise. Though, knowing the government, they probably put a counter inside to monitor things like this. I don't know how that influences anything, however.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, if the frumentarii come for me, this conversation never happened.