[ Filter: Andrew and Cordelia ] (including comments)

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So uh Cordelia, you like Jonathan right?

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Is this some kind of nerd test? because I know I failed the anime one like last month, but I'm pretty good with the Star Wars one.

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Think of it like a hypothesis! Or a census! Or a Cosmo quiz! You also like going on dates to restaurants or the movies or... wherever people go on dates to?

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I miss Cosmo. And yes, I like dates. Why am I not surprised their locations are a mystery to you?

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I'm not really a dating kind of person. Jonathan, on the other hand, really really is! And you like Jonathan, and you like going out on dates... have you ever considered combining these two interests?

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Yeah, well, Warren doesn't strike me as a romantic.

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Let's not talk about me! You didn't answer my question.

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We did date! For like a couple hours. After some frat boys tried to sacrifice me and Buffy to a giant lizard and like, none of that is a euphemism.

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Yeah he mentioned that! Well, not the giant lizard part. But it culdn't hurt to give it another try, could it! Like an encore except with less sacrifice and more cute hand-holding.

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Andrew, what are you doing?

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Being a really, really good friend?

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To who? Cause I kinda got the impression me you guys don't like me, which is cool. I don't like Warren. I don't like lots of people!

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Well, Jonathan likes you, and that's what matters.

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And is THAT why you're doing this, or is there something else?

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Uhhh I don't get it, what else would there be? I think it'd make Jonathan really happy, and maybe make you really happy too? I mean only if you wanted to.

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Did he put you up to this? Cause if he wants to date me, he can ask me out himself.

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Actually he kinda knows nothing about it at this point?

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I'm a like ten year older than his last crushes, aren't I?

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...What?

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Oh! The dogwalking! Yeah that's just the effect of anime girls in school uniforms, it could happen to anyone.

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Uh huh.

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Like Earth, it's mostly harmless! So, you, Jonathan, restaurant. Good plan?

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If this is some kind of trick of Warren's I will personally skin the both of you and I know the bad memories THAT brings up, okay?

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It's not. I have no interest in seeing black-haired megawitch Cordelia.

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OMG SO IS THAT A YES????

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Sure, he has to pay though. Or you can, grand puppetmaster.

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Awesome are you free tonight? I'll get him to pick you up at say... 7:30.