Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



[Filter: Private]

The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

What does Halle Berry have to do with anything?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Well, since my life's apparently an open book, humor me.

[magicbone]

magical world of wonders? um, demons, and spells, and mostly vampires. yeah. Buffy was really important.

[giantego]

She's Catwoman, obviously.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

No, as far as I know they only made one movie about Batman and one movie about Superman. And as far as I can remember you don't appear in either - the Batman movie featured the Joker, I think. And yes, everyone knows Batman's identity.

Only two, and they seem to be fairly harmless. If you're not too busy, I could come by with brownies in an hour or so and give you the lowdown. I'm dying to see your charming roommate.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can handle nerds. Though if you're used to it, feel free to keep them in your room. Don't want to take you out of your comfort zone.

One two three four more cats! Lucky me!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If those were honest questions, I'm placing a complaint with the medical board.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

What does he mean nerd watering hole? I knew your name sounded familiar...

[giantego]

OH GOOD GOD NO. Do you know how much I never want that triad of social rejects anywhere near where I sleep? So much.



You aren't actually going to. No one's that crazy.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Vampires and Buffy... would that be Buffy the Vampire Slayer? My friend Holly and her girlfriend were fans. Had me watch a few episodes a while back, the fan favorites or Emmy noms or something. Pretty good stuff. Can't say I remember you though, Johnny boy.

[magicbone]

you watched the show? dsjkfksdj that's um, that's cool.



I can't say anyone's called me Johnny boy since like, high school, but um. yeah I wasn't really important.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Huh. Interesting choice. Hollywood and their liberties. She's way too short to play me.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I was on a television show called the X-Files. Apparently it was quite popular with people who find jokes about MS-DOS hilariously funny.

[giantego]

I was okay with the choice.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course it's the Joker. If Bruce were here, he'd have an aneurysm. Hopefully after finding a way to get us out of here.

An hour would be fine. And isn't he a doll letting me get so many cats?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It's so sweet of him to make you feel at home like that.

See you soon.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No she isn't.

[giantego]

Don't argue with me, nerd.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So you don't want the social rejects who would probably do anything I asked them anywhere near where you sleep? Good to know!

I've had many more cats coming and going out of an apartment smaller than this, Doc. I'll hold off for now, but only because I'm not sure I could afford to feed them. I will be collecting spare coupons, though. Just in case.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I don't have any superpowers but that's never stopped people like you and me has it.

See puns are fun for the whole family.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Heard of it, but never seen it. Aliens and such, right?

[giantego]

Feel free to have all the slave nerds you want. One of them already worships me, so I call dominion over him, but you can have the rest.

How on earth did I get so lucky! I'm just going to go buy more scotch. Fantastic.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I'm better.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You can rant as much as you want but it won't change the fact that that? Was not Catwoman and I say that with a full appreciation of Halle Berry.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Oh God, probably. Thank you for never having seen it.