Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



[Filter: Private]

The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

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[forourlife.livejournal.com]

(｡･ω･)ﾉ Umm... well.... I'm a fashion designer starting out!! (｡･ω･(｡･ω･(｡･ω･)ﾉ Really, the fashion's not too good here, when I showed up, it was a little disappointing...

(_ _ )..........o Sorry about the rest! orz

I know how rough it is to showing up here.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Honestly, fashion is less a priority than just getting some more clothing at the moment, but good to know. I suppose haute couture takes a back seat to the survival of humanity. Poo.

I'm guessing those are supposed to be little faces? My knowledge sort of taps out at :) and :( and ;) You wacky kids and your need to confuse us not-that-old folks...

[forourlife.livejournal.com]

You mean the emoticons! (ﾟωﾟ)(｡_｡)(ﾟωﾟ)(｡_｡)!! Yes! I think they're cute. See? ヾ(=^・x・^)ヾ(∀・ )

[giantego]

That's Dr. Perry Cox to you. And I don't care, keep it on your side of the house. I'll alternately be at the hospital, or be drinking myself into a stupor on my side. Nice meeting you something something!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Charming, Perry.

And you've obviously never had cats. They tend to go where they want.

[giantego]

I'll respond to Dr. Cox, Cox, Coxinator, Coxsie or Jesus H. Cox, M.D., thanks.

So put them on a leash.

[giantego]

Wait.

[giantego]

I'm rooming with a pregnant woman?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Do you have a problem with that?

[giantego]

Oh, of course not! As a doctor and father, I just adore pregnant women. They're so my favorite.

God, what did I ever do to deserve this? Oh right. Everything.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sorry, don't speak... robot?

[magicbone]

OH MY GOD WARREN!!!!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And you would be...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude, right.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Uh sorry about that I just dropped something

You're- fuck should I not say anything, we haven't really dealt with secret identities here.

If you need ANYTHING like a glass of water or a human stool or whatever I am your man, kitten.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

So how recognizable is the name? Enough that the whole incognito thing is a crapshoot? I mean, the scientists knew who I was (a couple asked for autographs) but I figured it was kind of their job. My biggest concern is if there are people from home around who might not take too kindly to my arrival. Delicate circumstances and all.

Also, the "kitten" thing isn't cute, whatever your name is.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah no other Gothamites, you're the first. And oh yeah there's like a power registry they're gonna try and get you down for. I think the majority of the population has superpowers so the whole point of having a secret identity it pretty moot.

A little clever though right. I'm Warren Mears, I may know a thing or two about your what should we say, talents? If you need any help in that area. Again even if it's just as like a footstool, I have a very sturdy back.

[giantego]

Secret identity says what now?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Did you really just offer her a human stool? What an ... unusual housewarming gift.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well I like to make a woman feel welcomed. You didn't really seem the type but you know my services are equal opportunity Scully.

[giantego]

Oh. That's nice.




You're not Halle Berry.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

What does Halle Berry have to do with anything?

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

I have no use for my pet coupon. If you're looking for them, you're welcome to it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Why thank you... what are you, exactly?