Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



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The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That's a policy that might get you into trouble here, Ms. Kyle, but I've no doubt that you know how to take care of yourself.

I'm Agent Dana Scully, by the way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Selina's fine. And yes, lifetime of experience taking care of myself.

Your name is ringing a bell, but I'm not sure which one. What kind of agent, may I ask?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigations. At least, that's what I did in my own world - now I'm working as a forensic pathologist in private investigative firm run by a vampire.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

FBI, hmm? I won't hold it against you.

And I don't mean to laugh at the last part, but yeah. This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder. And that's taking into account my life back home.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that.

And go ahead, laugh. I practice saying my current job description out loud regularly, in the hopes that one day I'll start to believe it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Considering I've hung out with an alien who flies around in a red cape calling himself Superman of all things, I'm probably not in a position to laugh at the absurdity of your life. But thank you.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I'm talking to someone who claims to know Superman. And I believe it.

Looks like the rest of my evening will be spent having a nervous breakdown.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...just how popular were these comics?

Yeah, if you didn't see my little announcement above, aka Catwoman. The alien is a friend of a friend. And sadly, a dog person.

With you on the nervous breakdown. I'd be drinking right now except, you know, pregnant. This is just... worst timing ever.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Pretty famous. I'm not exactly a comics buff, though I did see the movies they did of Batman and Superman. You might be able to find them here, if you're interested, though I regret to say that the person to ask would be Mr. Mears or his associates.

No drinking, hm? How do you feel about brownies? I know it's no human chair, but as a housewarming gift you could do worse.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Okay, they made movies? Plural? About Batman? The alien I can see, but B.? He'd... I don't know. Oh, you have no idea how much you've cheered me up, Dana. I must see these. Although I'm afraid to ask if I make an appearance. And does this mean that Batman's identity is common enough knowledge that I can refer to him by his actual name in mixed company?

I'm also afraid to ask how many associates Mearly has. But brownies would be manna from heaven right about now.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

No, as far as I know they only made one movie about Batman and one movie about Superman. And as far as I can remember you don't appear in either - the Batman movie featured the Joker, I think. And yes, everyone knows Batman's identity.

Only two, and they seem to be fairly harmless. If you're not too busy, I could come by with brownies in an hour or so and give you the lowdown. I'm dying to see your charming roommate.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course it's the Joker. If Bruce were here, he'd have an aneurysm. Hopefully after finding a way to get us out of here.

An hour would be fine. And isn't he a doll letting me get so many cats?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It's so sweet of him to make you feel at home like that.

See you soon.

[giantego]

Likewise, nerd fodder.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

See you soon!

[giantego]

Super duper, I'll be the drunk guy locked in his room!