Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



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The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Pretty famous. I'm not exactly a comics buff, though I did see the movies they did of Batman and Superman. You might be able to find them here, if you're interested, though I regret to say that the person to ask would be Mr. Mears or his associates.

No drinking, hm? How do you feel about brownies? I know it's no human chair, but as a housewarming gift you could do worse.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Okay, they made movies? Plural? About Batman? The alien I can see, but B.? He'd... I don't know. Oh, you have no idea how much you've cheered me up, Dana. I must see these. Although I'm afraid to ask if I make an appearance. And does this mean that Batman's identity is common enough knowledge that I can refer to him by his actual name in mixed company?

I'm also afraid to ask how many associates Mearly has. But brownies would be manna from heaven right about now.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

No, as far as I know they only made one movie about Batman and one movie about Superman. And as far as I can remember you don't appear in either - the Batman movie featured the Joker, I think. And yes, everyone knows Batman's identity.

Only two, and they seem to be fairly harmless. If you're not too busy, I could come by with brownies in an hour or so and give you the lowdown. I'm dying to see your charming roommate.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course it's the Joker. If Bruce were here, he'd have an aneurysm. Hopefully after finding a way to get us out of here.

An hour would be fine. And isn't he a doll letting me get so many cats?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It's so sweet of him to make you feel at home like that.

See you soon.

[giantego]

Likewise, nerd fodder.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

See you soon!

[giantego]

Super duper, I'll be the drunk guy locked in his room!