Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



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The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[giantego]

Secret identity says what now?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Secret identity says nothing, seeing as how it's secret and all.

[giantego]

Right, I'll just ask when I get off work.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Fuck it. Secret identity revealed above.

And before you say a word, please note that for each and every cat crack you make, I will be picking up another kitten.

[giantego]

Superheroes aren't my thing. I can't promise that the nerds won't be at our apartment salivating and jerking off twenty-four/seven, but what can you do. I'm used to it at this point.

Does this mean you don't respond to meows? Do you purr when you brush your own hair? Do you actually take baths or just lick yourself? ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A LITTER OF BABIES?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

You must really love cats, Dr. Cox, to invite so many of them to live in your home.

[giantego]

They weren't cracks, they were honest questions. If you come over too, it'll be a nerd watering hole in my living room!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If those were honest questions, I'm placing a complaint with the medical board.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

What does he mean nerd watering hole? I knew your name sounded familiar...

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I was on a television show called the X-Files. Apparently it was quite popular with people who find jokes about MS-DOS hilariously funny.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Heard of it, but never seen it. Aliens and such, right?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Oh God, probably. Thank you for never having seen it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. And see, we both have aliens in our backgrounds. No nervous breakdowns needed.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can handle nerds. Though if you're used to it, feel free to keep them in your room. Don't want to take you out of your comfort zone.

One two three four more cats! Lucky me!

[giantego]

OH GOOD GOD NO. Do you know how much I never want that triad of social rejects anywhere near where I sleep? So much.



You aren't actually going to. No one's that crazy.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So you don't want the social rejects who would probably do anything I asked them anywhere near where you sleep? Good to know!

I've had many more cats coming and going out of an apartment smaller than this, Doc. I'll hold off for now, but only because I'm not sure I could afford to feed them. I will be collecting spare coupons, though. Just in case.

[giantego]

Feel free to have all the slave nerds you want. One of them already worships me, so I call dominion over him, but you can have the rest.

How on earth did I get so lucky! I'm just going to go buy more scotch. Fantastic.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be too hard on yourself. I've made a living winding up and pissing off the people who save the world on a regular basis. And you take it better than most of them.

[giantego]

What a coincidence, I've made a living dealing with people who wind me up and piss me off while I'm trying to save lives. We go together like chopsticks.