Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



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The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Funny, you don't seem like the fearful type.

[giantego]

What can I say, she's special.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sounds charming. I hope I have the pleasure of making her acquaintance someday.

[giantego]

Don't worry, if she shows up, she'll systematically eliminate every other female in my life and rope me back into her hellish ways. Luckily the chances of her actually showing up seem to be slim to none. You win some, you lose some.

No one from your world's here, right?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could take her. Though it almost sounds like you want her to show up.

Mearly said it's just little old me, and I'm sadly inclined to believe him. While a few could probably get us home, quite a few more would probably wipe out this whole dome, so it's likely a good thing.

[giantego]

Almost.

Mearly, I like that name for him. Usually I stick with Gallagher or Very Hungry Caterpillar because oh good god, those eyebrows. But hey, as long as you're happy this way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Doctor and personal stylist? How do you find the time? And what can I say, short and sweet and ending with "y" is always a safe route. And punny too.

[giantego]

I'm a miracle worker. You'll come to learn that.

I prefer disparaging and/or genderbending, personally.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Also good options, but it's been a long fucking day and I'm embracing simplicity at the moment.

[giantego]

It did suck being new here. Uh, I only know how to deal with pregnant women through food and medicine, so do you want me to go get something?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm only barely pregnant. And brownies are incoming, I believe. But thank you.