Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



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The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Did you really just offer her a human stool? What an ... unusual housewarming gift.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well I like to make a woman feel welcomed. You didn't really seem the type but you know my services are equal opportunity Scully.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I see how it is.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well, you have a whip.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And with that, I give up. Incognito finito because this is just becoming too painful to read.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I forsee a beautiful friendship in our future Selina.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

They told me I "came from" a comic book. So do you have some sort of super nerd powers or are you merely your run-of-the-mill fanboy?

Heh, Mearly.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I don't have any superpowers but that's never stopped people like you and me has it.

See puns are fun for the whole family.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what you mean by "people like you and me", Mearly?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Just resourceful.

So is this nickname sticking.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Until I come up with one I like better.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Please don't mistake my incredulity for envy, Mr. Mears.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I take it you're acquainted with Mearly?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

We've met.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he doesn't have the super power of making a great impression.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I think I'd better let you draw your own conclusions.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

See, I thought maybe that was traditional in Post-Apocolypse Land. Not really my thing, but when in Rome...

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That's a policy that might get you into trouble here, Ms. Kyle, but I've no doubt that you know how to take care of yourself.

I'm Agent Dana Scully, by the way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Selina's fine. And yes, lifetime of experience taking care of myself.

Your name is ringing a bell, but I'm not sure which one. What kind of agent, may I ask?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigations. At least, that's what I did in my own world - now I'm working as a forensic pathologist in private investigative firm run by a vampire.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

FBI, hmm? I won't hold it against you.

And I don't mean to laugh at the last part, but yeah. This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder. And that's taking into account my life back home.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that.

And go ahead, laugh. I practice saying my current job description out loud regularly, in the hopes that one day I'll start to believe it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Considering I've hung out with an alien who flies around in a red cape calling himself Superman of all things, I'm probably not in a position to laugh at the absurdity of your life. But thank you.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I'm talking to someone who claims to know Superman. And I believe it.

Looks like the rest of my evening will be spent having a nervous breakdown.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...just how popular were these comics?

Yeah, if you didn't see my little announcement above, aka Catwoman. The alien is a friend of a friend. And sadly, a dog person.

With you on the nervous breakdown. I'd be drinking right now except, you know, pregnant. This is just... worst timing ever.